Sep 17 2009
Breaking News: Mosh Girls Attack on Los Angeles
Thursday, September 17th 2009:
Los Angeles, California has been devestated today. After seeing all of the photoshopped pictures of herself on the internet. Mosh Girl is finally fed up. Here is a quote from Mosh Girl herself right before the attack. “I am sick of the media treating people like shitbricks. It is time they got what is coming to them”. Here is the footage caught by channel 12 news helicopter that was checking out a traffic jam on Hollywood Blvd.

Mosh Girl went on a rampage crushing close to a dozen buildings before she was finally restrained by the Jolly Green Giant. The people of L.A. were lucky. Today is “Rodney King Day” in L.A. therefore people did not have to go into work. The official casualty count was at 8 after Mosh Girl farted in one of the still standing buildings.



